bestdad2013:

when someone calls you at 3 in the morning

bestdad2013:

when someone calls you at 3 in the morning

(Source: screenshotfunny)



I will never be a morning person, for the moon and I, are too much in love.
Testy McTesterson (via observando)


i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem)




porndirector:

When I get hit on



ansakicus:

this is my favorite gif ever

ansakicus:

this is my favorite gif ever



  • first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
  • end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.


Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
Benjamin Franklin   (via infinite-paradox)

(Source: bkoo)



clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder



(Source: metrogoon)



(Source: three-hunna)